Dais Tua Tsiaj Lub caij
Muaj 2 dais zoov ua ntej ib tug mus yos hav zoov hav zoov zaum ne hmo ntuj. Lawv brag txog lawv lub xeem mus yos hav zoov.
Cov tub ntxhais hluas khwb lub rooj muag zaub mloog thiab tuaj koom nrog nyob rau hauv thiab hais tias, "Koj zoo li yuav nyuaj heev mus caum tus dais .."
Lawv tag nrho luag, thiab hais tias, "Nws yog ib qho nyuaj? Koj puas xav tias koj yuav txhom ib tug?"
Cov tub ntxhais hluas txiv neej hais tias, "Kuv yuav tsis mus, yog hais tias koj xav mus flay ntawm ib tug ob-tailed, thiab kuv bet $ 100.00."
Lawv pom zoo, thiab tus hluas khwb lub tsev hauv hav zoov mus rau hauv lub hav zoov nyob rau hauv ib tug maub hmo ntuj.
Tsis ntev nws pom ib tug loj dais; Nws co co nws txhais tes thiab txawm quaj nrov nrov. Loj dais yog tom qab tus tub hluas thiab cov me nyuam tub pib khiav mus rau lub tsev hauv hav zoov. Thaum nws tau txais nyob ze ntawm lub tsev hauv hav zoov pib, nws txawm quaj qw, "Qhib lub qhov rooj, qhib lub qhov rooj !! !!"
Tus saib xyuas? Ntsia thiab pom ib tug dais tom qab nws. Thaum nws yog ib tug tub hluas tuaj mus rau lub rooj, nws menghinda yog toj thiab mus rau hauv lub tsev hauv hav zoov raug. Muaj tseem ib tug tub hluas sab nraum lub tam sim ntawd kaw thiab xauv qhov rooj, thiab qw,
"Okay, ib tug tshiab, thov skinned nws. Kuv yuav mus tawm rau ib tug lawm .."
Khej Laus Caij nplooj ntoos hlav
Yog li ntawd, muaj ib hnub, ib tug pog mus rau nws tus tub xeeb ntxwv Johnny caij nplooj ntoos hlav kom tau dej mus ua noj hmo. Thaum ib lub thoob ntawm ntub caij nplooj ntoos hlav, nws pom ob tug loj ob lub qhov muag saib nws. Tso lub nkoj thiab khiav mus rau Pog lub tsev.
"Zoo, tam sim no, nyob qhov twg thiab qhov twg thoob dej, Johnny?" Pog nug.
"Kuv tsis tau cov dej los ntawm lub chaw, Pog," hais tias Johnny. "Muaj ib zaj loj alligator!"
"Tam sim no, koj tsis tas yuav memermasalahkan qub alligator, Johnny. Nws yog muaj rau ob peb lub xyoo, thiab nws yeej tsis mob leej twg. Nws yog li ntshai nws vim hais tias lawv yog cov ntshai nws tej zaum yuav! "
"Zoo, Niam tais," hais tias Johnny, "ntshai kuv raws li kuv pheej ntshai tsam nws, ces tej zaum yuav muaj rau peb kom paub tseeb tias cov dej yog tsis haum rau kev haus!"
Nees sib tw caij
Ib co nees sib xeem khiav nyob rau hauv lawv nkuaj nyug nees. Ib tug ntawm lawv, nws cov hauj lwm pib brag.
"Nyob rau hauv lub xeem 15 haiv neeg, Kuv twb yeej 8 ua si! "
Lwm nees so mam li nco dheev hais li, "Zoo, nyob rau hauv lub xeem 27 haiv neeg, kuv twb yeej 19 !!"
"Oh, yog zoo, tab sis nyob rau hauv lub xeem 36 haiv neeg, kuv twb yeej 28!" Nyob rau hauv lwm yam lus, los ntawm nws tus Tsov tus tw.
Txij ntawm no mus, lawv tau hnov hais tias muaj ib tug Greyhound zaum muaj. Saib "Kuv tsis tau txhais hais tias mus brag," said lub Greyhound, "tab sis kuv lub xeem 90 haiv neeg, kuv twb yeej 88 ntawm lawv!"
Tus nees ciali xav tsis thoob li .
"Wow!" Ib tug ntawm lawv, nws hais tias, tom qab ib lub caij ntawm silence rau silence, "Tsis txhob tham nrog ib tug aub!"
Muaj 2 dais zoov ua ntej ib tug mus yos hav zoov hav zoov zaum ne hmo ntuj. Lawv brag txog lawv lub xeem mus yos hav zoov.
Cov tub ntxhais hluas khwb lub rooj muag zaub mloog thiab tuaj koom nrog nyob rau hauv thiab hais tias, "Koj zoo li yuav nyuaj heev mus caum tus dais .."
Lawv tag nrho luag, thiab hais tias, "Nws yog ib qho nyuaj? Koj puas xav tias koj yuav txhom ib tug?"
Cov tub ntxhais hluas txiv neej hais tias, "Kuv yuav tsis mus, yog hais tias koj xav mus flay ntawm ib tug ob-tailed, thiab kuv bet $ 100.00."
Lawv pom zoo, thiab tus hluas khwb lub tsev hauv hav zoov mus rau hauv lub hav zoov nyob rau hauv ib tug maub hmo ntuj.
Tsis ntev nws pom ib tug loj dais; Nws co co nws txhais tes thiab txawm quaj nrov nrov. Loj dais yog tom qab tus tub hluas thiab cov me nyuam tub pib khiav mus rau lub tsev hauv hav zoov. Thaum nws tau txais nyob ze ntawm lub tsev hauv hav zoov pib, nws txawm quaj qw, "Qhib lub qhov rooj, qhib lub qhov rooj !! !!"
Tus saib xyuas? Ntsia thiab pom ib tug dais tom qab nws. Thaum nws yog ib tug tub hluas tuaj mus rau lub rooj, nws menghinda yog toj thiab mus rau hauv lub tsev hauv hav zoov raug. Muaj tseem ib tug tub hluas sab nraum lub tam sim ntawd kaw thiab xauv qhov rooj, thiab qw,
"Okay, ib tug tshiab, thov skinned nws. Kuv yuav mus tawm rau ib tug lawm .."
Khej Laus Caij nplooj ntoos hlav
Yog li ntawd, muaj ib hnub, ib tug pog mus rau nws tus tub xeeb ntxwv Johnny caij nplooj ntoos hlav kom tau dej mus ua noj hmo. Thaum ib lub thoob ntawm ntub caij nplooj ntoos hlav, nws pom ob tug loj ob lub qhov muag saib nws. Tso lub nkoj thiab khiav mus rau Pog lub tsev.
"Zoo, tam sim no, nyob qhov twg thiab qhov twg thoob dej, Johnny?" Pog nug.
"Kuv tsis tau cov dej los ntawm lub chaw, Pog," hais tias Johnny. "Muaj ib zaj loj alligator!"
"Tam sim no, koj tsis tas yuav memermasalahkan qub alligator, Johnny. Nws yog muaj rau ob peb lub xyoo, thiab nws yeej tsis mob leej twg. Nws yog li ntshai nws vim hais tias lawv yog cov ntshai nws tej zaum yuav! "
"Zoo, Niam tais," hais tias Johnny, "ntshai kuv raws li kuv pheej ntshai tsam nws, ces tej zaum yuav muaj rau peb kom paub tseeb tias cov dej yog tsis haum rau kev haus!"
Nees sib tw caij
Ib co nees sib xeem khiav nyob rau hauv lawv nkuaj nyug nees. Ib tug ntawm lawv, nws cov hauj lwm pib brag.
"Nyob rau hauv lub xeem 15 haiv neeg, Kuv twb yeej 8 ua si! "
Lwm nees so mam li nco dheev hais li, "Zoo, nyob rau hauv lub xeem 27 haiv neeg, kuv twb yeej 19 !!"
"Oh, yog zoo, tab sis nyob rau hauv lub xeem 36 haiv neeg, kuv twb yeej 28!" Nyob rau hauv lwm yam lus, los ntawm nws tus Tsov tus tw.
Txij ntawm no mus, lawv tau hnov hais tias muaj ib tug Greyhound zaum muaj. Saib "Kuv tsis tau txhais hais tias mus brag," said lub Greyhound, "tab sis kuv lub xeem 90 haiv neeg, kuv twb yeej 88 ntawm lawv!"
Tus nees ciali xav tsis thoob li .
"Wow!" Ib tug ntawm lawv, nws hais tias, tom qab ib lub caij ntawm silence rau silence, "Tsis txhob tham nrog ib tug aub!"
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